We were listening to a story on the radio this morning about Move On's online voting. I came up with the idea of Sim Election (after much joking about candidates competing in the move on election, trying to get the most mushrooms and stars).

James came up with Sim Poet. Think of all the choices!
Do you shake Pinsky's hand?
Keep your job at the cafe or try to become a waiter?
Revert to forms?
Denounce (insert theory of choice here)?
Go after that handsome poet with a great ear for internal rhyming?

The possibilities are endless.